all i want to do is sit around and watch TV and cry and basically just lead a mediocre, unfulfilling life because being a real person with responsibilities is super hard and nerve-wracking.
To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before having an abortion, Virginia State Sen. Janet Howell (D-Fairfax) on Monday attached an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining a prescription for erectile dysfunction medication.
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This is the most beautiful thing. Can we send her flowers?
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BOOM.
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I think I love you, Janet Howell.
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Seems only fair.
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Crafty Vulcan!
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This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.
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In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.
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How many times have people taunted me because of a color that I had on or how tight my pants were? It’s nothing. I’m at the point now where I can go to ABC Carpet and spend five hours picking out sheets, ‘cause I love colors, like teal and taupe and salmon … When I visited Wayne at Rikers Island, I had a suit on with some slippers, and the guard said, ‘Man, those shoes are amazing.’ And I said, ‘Yes, they are. I’m Kanye West.’
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I thought this one should be by itself for a bit
